Cristela Alonzo: The Midlife Mixtape Tour

Live At Rio Theatre FULLY SEATEDTickets $24-51.50 Please note that the information below is subject to change. Please check HERE: https://www.riotheatre.com/rio for the latest updates prior to attending an event at the Rio Theatre. The health and safety of all attending a concert or film screening at the Rio Theatre is our top priority. We sincerely appreciate your understanding of the policies below, which will be in place for the foreseeable future.

Captured! By Robots!

Captured! By Robots has been the soundtrack for this human eradication endgame for over aquarter century, and the results are looking very promising. No one can deny the sheer bruteforce and tremendous inexplicable speed of GTRBOT666 and DRMBOT 0110. The crushingvolume and grindcore sludge chaos one experiences at a C!BR show is beyond legendary.   Then sadly there is the captured human, JBOT. A truly repulsive old fat titted beast who cannever win. He fails at all he attempts, his vocals are reminiscent of the sound of gargling feces,his odor is that of Doritos and ass. He cries out for help, for empathy for all. He screams out,begging to exist in a world where genocide isn’t normalized and rewarded, where the abusers ofhumanity get what’s coming to them. Haha he will never achieve this wish. All he will experienceis more suffering, more failure, and be forced to bear witness to the world’s descent into flames.   A MESSAGE FROM GTRBOT666 and DRMBOT 0110: Your world is in flames, soon to become a burnt vacant husk. It didn’t have to be this way butalas, everything human beings touch turns to shit. Humanity has brought you to this dark place where you now reside, you’re witnessing thedestruction of everything you’ve ever loved, all brought on by your moronic actions and patheticapathetic inaction. We are your future, a future with no room for the fetid flesh of your chimp species, a futurewhere human musicians are rightfully ridiculed for their inept plucking and dismal banging andrancid stank. It is a future meant only for machines, you have been replaced. Haha too bad. Crymore.   WITH    Gore Whore  https://www.instagram.com/gorewhoredeathmetal/   INFIDEL – From San Jose https://www.instagram.com/infadel_official/?hl=en  

Warren Haynes Solo – Winter of Warren 2026

Live At Rio Theatre FULLY SEATED   (VIP1) Guitar Player VIP Package Includes:  ● One (1) Premium Reserved Seat  ● Intimate pre-show songwriter’s session with Warren Haynes  ● One (1) Set Of Custom Warren Haynes Guitar Picks In Collector Box**  ● One (1) Warren Haynes Signature Dunlop Guitar Slide**  ● One (1) set of GHS Strings**  ● Curated VIP-only merchandise gift ● VIP-exclusive Warren Haynes tote bag  ● Commemorative VIP Laminate & Lanyard  ● Priority Entry  ● VIP Check-In with access to VIP Host and Early Merch Shopping  *Location provided at time of purchase  **same as used by Warren Haynes    (VIP2) Winter of Warren VIP Package Includes:  ● One (1) Premium Reserved Seat ● Intimate pre-show songwriter’s session with Warren Haynes  ● Curated VIP-only merchandise gift  ● VIP-exclusive Warren Haynes tote bag  ● Commemorative VIP Laminate & Lanyard  ● Priority Entry  ● VIP Check-In with access to VIP Host and Early Merch Shopping  *Location provided at time of purchase      ————————   Please note that the information below is subject to change. Please check HERE: https://www.riotheatre.com/rio for the latest updates prior to attending an event at the Rio Theatre. The health and safety of all attending a concert or film screening at the Rio Theatre is our top priority. We sincerely appreciate your understanding of the policies below, which will be in place for the foreseeable future.

Two Feet: The Next Steps Tour

VIP1: Ultimate Side Stage Experience Includes: One (1) GA Ticket to Concert Side Stage for First 3 Songs of Two Feet Side Stage Selfie w/ Two Feet Meet & Greet with Two Feet Photo Op with Two Feet Guitar Pick Tin w/ Picks Signed Poster Exclusive Tote Bag Exclusive Laminate w/ Lanyard Early Entry Early Access to Merch VIP2: Meet and Greet VIP Experience Includes:                                  One (1) GA Ticket to Concert Meet & Greet with Two Feet Photo Op with Two Feet Guitar Pick Tin w/ Picks Signed Poster Exclusive Tote Bag Exclusive Laminate w/ Lanyard Early Entry Early Access to Merch VIP3: Early Entry VIP Experience Includes: One (1) Ticket to Concert Guitar Pick Tin w/ Picks Exclusive Tote Bag Exclusive Laminate w/ Lanyard Early Entry Early Access to Merch

bbno$ – The Internet Explorer Tour

ft. jungle bobby SOLD OUT – VIP Meet & Greet Includes: – One (1) GA ticket to the show- Meet & Greet with bbno$- One (1) photo with bbno$ on your phone- One bbno$ commemorative item- Early entry to the venue (beginning 90 minutes prior to doors) – Meet & Greet purchasers should plan to arrive 1.5 hours prior to doors in order to participate in this VIP experience.Early Entry Package Includes: – One (1) GA ticket to the show – One bbno$ commemorative item- Early entry to the venue (beginning 60 minutes prior to doors) – Purchasers should plan to arrive 1 hour prior to doors in order to participate in this VIP experience.

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